‘American Idol’ Review: New Judges Deliver Cruelty-Free Contest To ABC

Perhaps sensing some general need for respite – from unpleasantness, cruelty, bullies – ABC resurrects an American Idol that’s cozily familiar, reassuring even, with the franchise’s recognizable markers intact and the spikier inclinations of previous incarnations left behind. A trio of new judges – R&B legend Lionel Richie, pop divaKaty Perry, and country boy Luke Bryan – already seem a unified, chummy bunch.

American idol –  The Journey Begins Tonight

Whether that’s a good thing depends on your taste for unified, chummy bunches. Don’t expect any Simon & Paula friction or Mariah & Nicki fireworks this season.

But the other Idol signifiers are mostly present, with a brief narrated introduction by Carrie Underwood reminding of glory days, and the unruffled tones of host Ryan Seacrest putting aside all bother from the outside world. And yes, there’s still incessant talk of journeys and dreams, montages of young hopefuls and teary rejects.

American idol The Journey Begins Tonight 

At this point, even the surprises are expected. Since Fox first aired the contest in 2002, we’ve long since come to know that some big, belting voices will erupt from small packages, some sexy, growly croons will come from the meekest of meek. The judges’ shocked expressions suggest merely that they haven’t been paying attention all these years.

The show’s Sunday night debut – a two-hour episode, made available to critics in advance – is, as the faithful will know, a pre-taped audition round-up (New York, Los Angeles, Nashville), so we certainly don’t yet know how the judges will interact during the live episodes – and, more importantly, what niches they’ll inhabit in critiquing contestants.

But from this episode, we can speculate that we’re in for a rather gentle, very un-Simon-like season.

“You’re interesting and brilliant beyond your years,” says the affable Bryan, after the requisite kooky girl in newsboy cap and spectacles sings a perky pop song about being a “cog in the 21st Century machine.” Adds Richie, “I’m fascinated by your brain.”

Perry does fine in the middle panel spot typically reserved for shoulder-to-lean-on divas, her worshipful followers thrilled at an up-close look and kindly word. She’s edgier than Jennifer Lopez, earthier than Mariah Carey, and nowhere near as loopy as Paula Abdul. So far, at this early going, she’s the show’s brightest spot.

Her shining moment in the premiere arrived when she dazzled an impossibly cherubic, rosy-cheeked first-time-in-L.A. farm boy (he comes on stage to the whistledAndy Griffith theme). He and Perry exchange a “Wig, Snatched” that suggests the kid’s not such a rube after all, and their bonding is all the sweeter for being lost on the other judges.

“I think Katy is going to bring a lot of love to the table,” Richie says at one point, plotting a course.

The former Commodore himself is positioned as the voice of experience, the one who can comfort a disappointed kid that’s just been told he needs to find his own identity. The Commodores were told the same, Richie offers, back when they sounded too much like Sly and the Family Stone.

Bryan is at his country best with the same contestant, who immigrated from Congo at 10 with an abusive father and is now determined to “break the cycle” as he raises his own son. “Something about you is pretty dad-gummed inspiring,” the judge says.

So, yeah, what would American Idol be without inspiring tales and aspirations, all packaged in backstory videos, nervous entreaties and elaborate vocal runs? All that, the faithful can handle.

But gentle let-downs and commiserations don’t make for drama – and Idol needs drama. After watching so many soft “really sorry but you’re just not there yet” dismissals, viewers might feel the same about the show. After a montage of just those rejections, Bryan says of a judge’s lot, “It’s tough on the brain,” while Richie commiserates, “It’s killing me.”

Eventually someone will need to stop killing with kindness, and who that someone will be remains to be seen. The show hasn’t indulged in Simon Cowell-level viciousness in ages, and won’t likely go back anytime soon, but there’s plenty of room for the clinical vivisections perfected by Harry Connick Jr. or even the bizarre rantings of Steven Tyler.

In the first episode, the only real bite comes from a bombastic, shrieking contestant rejected with undeserved charity.

Out of the judges’ earshot, the over-singing belter snipes, “I can take it down, dumbasses.”

American Idol premieres Sunday, March 11, at 8 pm ET on ABC. A second audition episode airs the following night, same time.

TV Review: ‘American Idol’ on ABC

The landmark singing competition show returns on a new network with a sunnier, schmaltzier be

Are we caught in a time loop? is a question you might ask yourself, upon turning onABC’s “American Idol” for the debut of the show’s 16th season. In 2016, Fox gave the show a grand goodbye tour; a year later, ABC made a multi-million dollar deal for the franchise. It’s hard to term something a revival when it was gone for barely a year, but anyway, here we are. “American Idol” is back, and whether you like it or not, it’s ready to present to you the fresh-faced young American singers who want a chance to make it in Hollywood.The new “Idol” is, of course, quite similar to the old “Idol.” But it is clearly Disneyified. The new season emphasizes the upbeat aspects of the competition and glosses over the heartbreak, as if the production is implicitly apologizing for the mechanics of reality television. When clearly awful contestants come in, most of the snark is left implied — as if the audience is being left to comment at home in their best Simon Cowell impression. The reality show sound effects — whatever those silly stingers and beats are — still prompt the viewer to feel one way or another about what’s happening on-screen.

But this is a decidedly less mean “American Idol.” The two-hour premiere begins with a schmaltzy montage about how music is what binds Americans together — which frankly doesn’t feel true, but sounds amazing. And in case you forgot about the corporate overlords, Mickey and Minnie Mouse mascots make an appearance in the two-hour premiere, during the auditions at Disneyland, in a bit of cross-promotion that we have come to expect from ABC.

Though there isn’t a Cowell among them, the judges’ panel makes passable competition for the judges on NBC’s “The Voice,” which is now the reigning singing competition in the land. Katy Perry, the first judge who signed onto the revival, is —pardon me — the dark horse of the group; sincere, tuned into the listeners, and surprisingly natural, for one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She demonstrates an ability to soothe the contestants and even flirt with them a little, in a way that appears to put them at ease. In one lovely audition, she gets up and slow dances with a contestant as he sings a Frank Sinatra number.

Lionel Richie is the other powerhouse; Perry, seated in the center, frequently turns to him as the voice of reason on the panel, and in turn, Richie often is asking his co-judges to pipe down so they can hear the contestants sing. Bryan is mostly there to be rugged and banter with Perry, but not necessarily in a bad way. The panel is so averse to delivering criticism that sometimes they fall silent; then Perry and Bryan turn and look expectantly at Richie, who is tasked with delivering the most adult spin on “absolutely no, never” possible. It’s unclear how sustainable this approach is — not least because of the paychecks pulled by all three and Seacrest, combined — but for now, anyway, it’s charming.

Overall, the new version of the show holds together well enough. “American Idol’s” episodes have always felt twice as long as they need to be, and the production’s mini-narratives for contestants, like so much unscripted television, still leaves a bad taste in one’s mouth. But upon seeing these bright and enthusiastic kids, it’s hard not to feel their excitement. Not all of the contestants are young, the ones that are display an adorable and maybe terrifying comfort with the apparatus of the reality TV machine; one, a sock collector, brings a novelty pair for each judge, tailored to their interests. (Katy gets laser-eyed rainbow kittens.) But no matter how much the production tries, there’s no glossing over how overtly manipulative any reality show is. This Disneyified “American Idol” has a steep path ahead.

TV Review: ‘American Idol’ on ABC

Reality competition, 18 episodes (pilot reviewed): ABC, Sun. Mar. 11, 8 p.m. 120 min. The show will air Sunday and Monday nights until April 23, when it switches to Sundays-only.

CREW: Executive producers, Trish Kinane, Jennifer Mullin, Megan Michaels Wolflick, Phil McIntyre

CAST: Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, Luke Bryan, Ryan Seacrest

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